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Since Steve has said the F-word on film almost more than any other actor in history, many of the following clips contain it. So, if you are offended by profanity, you may want to check out the Pat Boone fanclub instead.

Reservoir Dogs

"Uh-uh, I don't tip..."
"I don't tip because society says I have to..."
"The words 'too f---'n busy' shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary."
"It's a hard job..."
"The world's smallest violin..."
"Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy."
"Who cares what your name is..."
"You're acting like a 1st year f---'n theif. I'm acting like a professional!"
"I'm very sad about that, but some fellas are lucky and some ain't."
"Did kill anybody...?"
"I dont want to kill anybody..."
"Allright! Now you're using your f---'n head!"

Airheads

"Aloha out there in radioland! This is Oedipus Rex on WKPP Rex."
"Pepper sauce. Active ingredient capsicom. You blast this in somebody's face and they're all like OH-OH!"
"Dude, cover your mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over my ass!"
"Hey, you. You shut your mouth...!"

Desperado

"...I'd say this is the best beer I ever had!"
"...in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen..."

Fargo

"I'm not going to debate you, Gerry..."
"Is this a new car, Sir...?"
"Hey, keep it still back there lady, or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you."
"We can stop, get pancakes, and then we'll get laid, all right?"
"You know that's the first thing you've said in four hours..."
"Total f---'n silence..."
"Hey, I'm bangin' that chick, man!"

Trees Lounge

"I coulda been somebody instead of an ice cream man..."

Con Air

"One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat."
"...happiness for that gentleman hurts."
"Now you're talking semantics..."
"Define irony..."
"Does the new shooter feel lucky...?!"

Armageddon

"This is illegal, Harry..."
"I TOLD her how to use it! I didn't show her."
"Beam me up, Scotty."
"You want to compare brainpans...?"
"Cyclops lady is really starting to bug me."
"I'm a mission specialist..."
"...all built by the lowest bidder."
"I haven't thrown up in about an hour."
"This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare!"
"Because I'm a genius..."
"I hate knowing everything." "...best seats for the end of the earth."

Living in Oblivion

"...hamsters blowing smoke rings..."

The Big Lebowski

"Shut the f**k up, Donny."
"SHUT THE F**K UP, DONNY!"
"Who's got your undies, Walter?"

The Wedding Singer

The Best Man speech.

Steve Reads

Episode One: The Damned Are Playing At Godzilla's Tonight

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Loser by Jerry Spinelli. Click the cover to hear a Real Player audio excerpt.

STEVE SINGS!! Click here to download a zip file of Steve singing lounge lizard style on Lou Reed's album, The Raven. Note: you will have to unzip the file before playing.

Right click here to download an MP3 tune titled "Steve Buscemi", by Dystopia One, immortalizing our hero in song. (So they mispronounce his last name, big deal.)

Newly discovered... click here to hear an audio excerpt from one of Steve and Mark Boone Junior's live performances titled "Palomino Pal O' Mine" from the early 1980's.